I am very professional and important
So I am leaving tonight on an OVERNIGHT business trip. It’s only an hour and a half away, but it’s all paid for by work and I am not bringing…
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I really like that show how it’s made, but you know the only thing I can ever think to say while watching is “that’s so cool.” That should be their…
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my little catcher in the rye… clogging up toilets the world over. so we’re getting over the whole potty thing, I think. he’s off diapers completely, a happiness too great…
Read morehow can you mend a broken heart
Last night was by far the most painful night of my life, and that includes being raped, george bush winning two elections, arrested development’s final episode, and when they stopped…
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