“If I could tell the world just one thing”
It annoys me that I’m not good with both my hands. I do everything better with my right hand. I’m all Parkinson’s disease in my left hand. It’s wrong to…
Read morea pattern to my madness
here’s something interesting, I think that maybe I’ve discovered a pattern. It seems that approx every ten years or so I go crazy. Then I seek help and get better…
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If I have to clean up any more half-eaten dinner plates (or breakfast or lunch or take your fucking pick) I will find a gun and I will take you…
Read moreson of a bitch
This is effing lovely. Thanks to my “ooh I can’t possibly mutilate my son’s genitals, I’m leaving him as nature intended” morals, I’ve now given him AIDS. LOVELY. freaking ass…
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