Stand and be true.
-Stephen King

11-29-00
11:23pm eastern

so in New Mexico I got four packages of Grandma's tortillas. The brand is Grandma's. They are, as the package states, bueno. I am almost done with one whole package (there are 12 in each). I've pretty much eaten nothing but tortillas since I got to Boston. but damn they are so good! BUENO! they taste almost as good as the tortillas my own grandma makes. I marry these tortillas. Please note that I eat them right out of the package, so it makes eating a lot of them very easy. also, I don't think my sentence "I've pretty much eaten nothing but..." is proper grammar. I don't care.

I like to tear off pieces of tortilla and then bite into them and make weird little shapes. I just made this weird chicken cow dog thing. it's kinda cool. one package down, three more to go. I can't buy them here in boston, because I don't even think New England knows what a tortilla is and besides, Grandma's tortillas are a NM only thing.

okay I just wrote two paragraphs about my tortillas.

I'm getting cramps. stupid dumb stupid uterus.

my kitties have been making me laugh since I got home. they are so funny. they're all black and furry and they look at me and it's so funny. right now chococat is going insane on one of his kitty toys and fargo is watching him. I wish I knew what they were thinking.

if anyone knew how I truly felt about pier 1, how much I just absolutely love it...well, I don't know. I would be in trouble, I think. But I do need a foot massager, cause standing and walking around all day makes them feel sore. I prefer not sore.

so I am seriously considering getting me one of those professional massage dudes. you know, PROFESSIONAL MASSAGE. I think it would be pretty damn hot. I mean, pretty damn sexy. shit, I mean pretty damn therapuetic. no no, it would be very relaxing. Yes. relaxing.

I use the word "so" a lot.

I need to wash my face and brush my teeth and stuff now. also I have to blow my nose. you don't want to be a witness to that, so let's part ways.

oh and if I happen to slit my wrists tonight, it is only because pavement is no longer a band. really, it's not fair. crap crap and more crap music everywhere you go and the non-crap stuff always gets taken away. it's time that people stop doing what is good and right for them and start doing what I want. seriously. just do what I want.

oh also, and this is a secret so shhh, loafe.com thinks succaland.com is cute. she wonders if succaland would go out on a date with her. but shhh. succaland.com doesn't know.

 

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