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When I give I give myself. -Walt Whitman 10-23-00 Supposedly, in seven days, I should be getting DSL. Of course, as we all know, I was supposedly getting DSL Oct 4th. They changed it. Then Oct 20th. They changed it. So the odds on them changing it again are high, I think. Or maybe because they've changed it so much the odds are low? I don't know. I just want DSL. Is that too much to ask? I just want DSL. And I know for a fact that DSL wants me. If you are not miserable in life and/or love, let me know and I can give you many many tips and hints and strategies on how to become so. Really. I've got numerous, no-fail time-tested tricks that have done me just fine and I can guarantee you Misery with very little effort. I was watching Dawson's Creek last night (a taped episode) and Dawson said "pacey could care less...", referring to the amount of caring Pacey could manage. Anyone who knows me realizes my problem with this creek quote. It isn't "so and so could care less" because that means they care enough that they COULD care less. What you want to say is "so and so couldn't care less" because that means that so and so COULD NOT CARE LESS. they care the very least amount possible. meaning they could not care any less, since they are already at the level of least amount of caring. Do you get it? And I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but while we're on the topic: it's PIN, not PIN number, and it's ATM, not ATM machine. also I should be punched in the head and kicked around because I absolutely do not learn my lesson. My track record with boys and love is pitiful, yet I keep on trying, keep on coming back for more. Once down, I just need to stay down till the fight is over. but noooo. I just keep on getting back up, thinking I can win, running around in a daze, looking for the next knock-down. You can't even say that I don't know any better. cause I do. oooh! I managed to sneak a picture or two of the witch house on my street (back and front view respectively). But we have to be very very very VERY quiet. If these witches knew I had these pictures—well I don't even want to tell you what could happen to me. Witches do not like their houses being photographed. And as you look at these pictures, it's best if you think of daisies. witches are nearly powerless against daisies. I think that being single and completely and totally alone with no hope of love at all is really really cool. I feel sorry for all you happy in love people. you don't know what you're missing. no siree. you sure don't. you know I never do a spell check or anything when I update loafe. I really should. sometimes when I see mistakes I will go back and fix them. I need a haircut. speaking of haircut: My friend theresa once took a picture of me when I was sitting on the toilet in a youth hostel in New York. wait, that didn't explain why it was related to haircut. In the picture I am looking for split ends in my hair; split ends = haircut. anyway. she took the picture from above. She stood on the sink and said "hey christa" and I looked up and then she snapped the picture. I wonder whatever happened to that picture. hmmm. theresa has always had this thing for taking pictures of people on the toilet. haha. she's taken some pretty funny damn pictures. hahaha.
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