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dude, people suck. -cjm, porn star wannabe 10-12-00 my friend celeste is so funny. an example. her last email to me: to:
christa@loafe.com do you miss my huge boobies? I know you do. I just wanna hear you say it is all. so am I ever gonna see you again? when is your ass coming here to seattle? huh?! we'd have mucho fun! I swearz it! i'll even let you have sex with my boyfriend. He has a pretty nice cock, I'll let you suck. Is it a deal? Let me know what else I can throw into the deal to make it more enticing? see? Funny. who loves weezer? me, I do! I DO! I win the big money! DOOR NUMBER TWO! even though he will never see this: fuck you eddie. fuck you. I feel better now. So I am liking a new boy now. it makes me worried to be liking him so much so soon but who fucking cares anymore. I am just gonna like him and be goddamned happy about it. because he really knocks me out. anyway. blah blah blah. So no one
got all of the lyrics right from the other day.
some of you got some of them, but not all of them and all of you
got none of them and some of you didn't even write me to give me
guesses and you suck. the answers are: i renewed my gym membership. i don't wanna be the fattest thing walking the planet anymore. ooooohhh! guess what tomorrow is? friday the 13th. of october. The scariest month of them all. and guess what else? IT'S THE FULL MOON. are you scared too? come over and we'll be scared together. OOOHH! and it's even better cause guess what I got in the mail today? A DEVIL DOLL! That's right. my very own devil doll. Who got me such a wonderfully fantastical gift? well she's not important we don't like her, the important thing is that I HAVE DEVIL DOLL SITTING RIGHT HERE AND WE'RE GONNA KICK IT TOMORROW! oh yes. okay okay I tell you. tiffany gave it to me. we all know who tiffany is. thanks for the devil doll, ya whore. I still don't like you. haha I am so funny. I really am kidding. really. i bought a gay men's magazine at the sex store last night. I didn't like this sex store, it was crummy. I am going to a real one tomorrow, a nice one with a lot lower creepiness quotient. the boy on the cover of this magazine is so cute. he's 19. I read the little interview with him. he's pretty stupid. and arrogant. but he's cute. and he has sex with other men. I just found out some new info about some old high school chums and boy do I feel like a loser. I suck. and most definitely not in the good way. well I mean I do suck in the good way, but I also suck in the bad way.
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