August 27
I Don't Know.

you are retarded. -gina bruce, said to me when I asked her for a loafe quote.

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Whenever my dog stretches he farts.


 

9:30pm EST

So I've become very self conscious about writing this loafe entry for christa. First of all it is hard to live up to christa's dazzling wit and exciting Boston life. Me on the other hand, well I live in a fucked up part of Virginia, and I've only left my house in the last week to go to super Walmart where i made myself very happy by buying croissants, an avocado and some Sarah lee honey turkey, oh and some Muenster cheese. then of course i stopped at Kroger on the way home to buy these yummy little brownie bites (with California walnuts) and a gallon of milk. So how can my exciting life and loafe entry compare to Irish boys, sex and Boston?

Well, actually something sort of exciting did happen, I discovered that Law and Order, Special Victims unit is on USA. I love regular Law and Order, but special Victims unit is makes me soooo incredibly happy, all that twisted sex crime murder creepiness, pulled from the headlines kind of stuff I LOVE IT. And it has so many of my favorite Oz actors on it. Especially Ryan O'Reilly who is only on these episodes because they are old reruns. Oh my God this Bosnian lady just stabbed herself very forcefully in the gut to avoid going to jail. Oh my.

Well, I bet Christa will never ask me to update her loafe again. Geez hopefully she will edit this and make it better.

 

Today's loafe was brought to you by ms. gina bruce. thank you gina bruce! you did a mucho fabulouso job. she can be found at peanoogets@cs.com. write her and ask her why she uses fucking compuserve.

 

use this box for lists. christa's cafe is lists! sweet magical tasty lists!

For every list, there is an anti-list. I actually don't know what that means.
But who really cares? not me!

Things I should stop doing:

-Biting my nails.
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Wearing my cape.
-Spending money on clothes that are too small.
-Eating.
-Taking so many aspirins.
-Stuffing candy wrappers in the couch.
-Raising my feet when I drive over railroad tracks.

 

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