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12:50pm
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to people of the world wide web:
it
is now my birthday. tuesday. july 18th. that's my birthday.
and
the lack of birthday wishes in my inbox is seriously lacking. seriously
lacking.
so
get off your ass and write me
and say "happy goddamned birthday you stupid whore" or
you know, whatever you want, you don't have to say those exact words.
and
just so you all know, the cat situation from yesterday has been
solved, but a new cat situation has arisen and umm...it's all very
weird and I don't know quite what to think. Basically I have two
cats now and I do not know which one is the real Fargo. I *thought*
I had the real Fargo, but last night I came upon a new cat that
looks remarkably like Fargo and now I just have no idea. They both
have Fargo qualities and what one seems to be lacking the other
seems to own. I think the real Fargo got out and somehow managed
to split himself into two different cats. I'm all muddled and unsure.
actually
to be honest, I think the first cat, the one I found when I got
back from Arizona, is the real Fargo, but this 2nd cat, the one
I just found last night, closely resembles Fargo and now that I've
taken him in and fed him and stuff, I can't get rid of him, and
something inside me says "you can't let him go, because what
if he really IS the real Fargo?" It's all so confusing.
happy
birthday to me, happy birthday to me! tell me happy birthday. please.
also,
i think i need some birthday porn.
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