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always wins. 02-14-01 I learned the above lesson the other night as I fell flat on my face. I didn't slip on an icy sidewalk nor was I pushed. I was walking one second and the next I was on the ground. I didn't get hurt or anything, but it was very funny. i have a simple brain--people falling or tripping (myself included) makes me laugh every single time. regardless of the severity of the fall. I brushed my teeth about twenty minutes ago. I am now eating a candy cane. it's a fruity candy cane though, so it's okay. the worst place to get hit on? the gym. I absolutely HATE that. I really really do. My fucking dream guy could come up to me in the gym and flirt with me and I'd want to punch him. what I'd do instead is sort of nod and smile and be kinda bitchy almost and wish a big hole would swallow him up. the gym is just not a place for a love connection. at least not for me. does everyone here know how much I just LOVE scrabble? seriously. I love that game. so much. also, boggle. actually, I just love games in general. yahtzee, trivial pursuit, scattergories, taboo. I love them. card games, too. and fun little puzzle games. I find a lot of those on the internet (and thanks to BETH FOR GETTING ME HOOKED ON BEJEWELED! you bitch). I'm a game girl. yes I am. my sister sent me a valentine's gift. it's my soup mug from tupperware that I've been DYING for and she's been promising me for eight years. you may see the mug as being green and blue, but MY mug is red. and white. for love and stuff. cause my sister loves me. (but i kinda want the green and blue one) what else did she send? umm...a red funnel and a sandwich keeper and some snoopy stickers and my two nephews made me valentines. I love my nephews. also my sister included some recipes for the funnel and the soup mug. I need recipes for those I guess. I have a zillion things I need to do before this weekend. i am going to go crazy, with all these things. I need to start taking speed. I just don't have the time to be sleeping these days. I need to be awake and alert and functional. are there any drug dealer loafe fans? I like calling my loafe readers "fans". it makes me feel like a rockgodsuperstarsexymofo. that reminds me. I love the cypress hill song "rock super star" or whatever it's called. you love it, too, huh? oh! oh oh oh! I almost got a speeding ticket today. I went into the rotary kinda fast, the cop said. I was supposed to be going 20 MPH and I was going 60. HA HA, I am kidding. I was going 41. He pulled me over and he saw how cute and sweet I was and gave me a warning. whew. that was really good for me because I absolutely cannot afford a speeding ticket. absolutely not. I was speeding for a reason. cause I like to go fast. haha. but I WAS in a hurry. what happened was I was up late last night, and I was finishing all this reading I had to do for school and maybe I talked to a boy or something. anyway I got to bed late BUT prepared for school. and then stupid me sleeps right through my stupid alarm. well it wasn't so much sleeping through the alarm as it was wakng up, shutting off the alarm, shoving it down the side of the bed, and then going back to sleep. those extra three hours of sleep, though--that was great. but it made me have to rush and everything to make it in time for my next two classes and then the whole cop/speeding thing happened and that just made me really late and by that point I missed my 2nd class. so I took my time and went to downtown crossing and got my favorite little lunch that I haven't had in about 9 months or so--a turkey burger and baked fries at d'lights. it's healthy AND delicious. so I ate it and then walked to my third and final class of the day and I was so full and I just wanted to lay down in a warm bed. I saw lots of fat pigeons. walking around in boston is fun. the snow is melting finally and I am very happy about this. except for they say more snow later this week possibly. NO MORE SNOW. I like it, I like winter and stuff, but I really want it to be warm again. I want to go visit arizona, too. and i want the ice to go away because it is very dangerous for christas to be walking on it. neilas, too (cause she fell HA HA i saw it happen haha). my archive page is kind of intimidating, isn't it? I would like a whole redesign of loafe and ease of updates, etc but certain people who live in phoenix arizona and who keep promising me they will do this keep NOT doing it. the way I see it--I should come first, I should always come first.
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